HOAX: global warning

What Do You Want To Believe?

Rainbows and Unicorns
Our Dreams of the Future

If you are like the millions of minions that we market our petroleum-based products to, you probably have a "Rainbows and Unicorns" view of our future. And we can help! You see, rainbows are caused by the scattering of light, which can be accomplished with oil! Very pretty rainbows often appear in our nation's parking lots after it rains. As for unicorns, well you're on your own for those. You see, they were silly creatures that missed the boat when Noah's flood occurred.

But unlike our lost unicorns, our way of life will never cease! Unlimited energy and resources are all we need. And all that and more can be had by more drilling, continued unlimited economic growth and a bigger global population! The liberals would have us all believe we should limit growth because this planet can't support an ever-growing technological civilization. So who do want to believe? Them or us? Polls continue to show that the vast majority of Americans would rather believe that unlimited continued growth is not only possible, but essential to our continued standard of living.

What We Want You To Believe!

We want you to just go on believing as you will. The sky is not going to fall anytime soon if you continue to jump into your minivan for that two-block trip to the store for a gallon of milk. Indeed, these sorts of acts actually help our Nation's economy. Its all about jobs after all. From the pump jockey at the corner station to the traffic light technician keeping our vans and SUVs flowing like the life blood to our economy that they are. Remember, the more oil that drips onto our public pavement, the more rainbows for a strong economy!