HOAX: global warning

Join us in our Fight to Keep Climate Static

Yes, even in the technical vastness of the future, its hard to believe that many uncomplicated peoples still adhere to the myth that humans can actually have an effect on the Earth's climate. With your help, we will work towards "educating" our brothers and sisters in our conception of how the world's resources should be properly managed and used ... by us, to maintain our standard of living. Its non-negotiable.

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